EXCLUSIVE! WOLF JACKAL – JOSEPH BIDEN INTERVIEW FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2020
By Wolf Jackal, Senior Correspondent, AP News
JACKAL: (Taking a seat at the candidate’s
residence) “Good afternoon, Mr. Biden.”
BIDEN: (Looking about, seated in a
recliner) “What? Who?”
JACKAL: “Who hell, get with it Biden. What
are you – a fucking owl or something?”
BIDEN: (Focusing on Jackal) “Uh, no.”
JILL BIDEN: (Walking in) “Joe, the nice
man Mr. Jackal is here to interview you regarding the upcoming election.”
BIDEN: “What election?” (Looking to his
wife) “Doctor Jill, are you my nurse or my doctor?”
JILL BIDEN: “I’m your wife and a doctor –
here – have some pills.” (She produced several from a small tablet container
and handed them to her husband, who downed them with a gulp of bottled water)
JACKAL: “Mrs. Biden, you are not a
physician, your Ph.D is in education.”
JILL BIDEN: “Well I never – …”
BIDEN: “Shut up Neilia; I’m coming back
online now – those new pills are some kind of special, fast acting dope that
makes me appear smarter than I really am.”
JACKAL: “Oh really, this should be
interesting.” (Jill Biden stared at her demented husband in exasperation, he
having called her by his deceased wife’s name, and walked out)
BIDEN: “You bet your goddamned sweet bippy
it is, Fox Mulder of CNN – no malarkey! I intend to ride this dog-faced pony right to the
Senate like Lady Godiva or my name is not Beau Bridges – I mean Beau Biden.”
JACKAL: “It’s neither – your name is
Joseph Biden”.
BIDEN: “It is? Well it is what it is,
because he’s whose who he is.”
JACKAL: “And who is he?”
BIDEN: “Um, Dr. Who, that’s who – you
know, the thing. That limey guy Tom Baker was one of...”
JACKAL: “What the hell are you saying –
the thing?”
BIDEN: (Smiling, his head tilted to one
side, eyes staring blankly into space) “Yeah, the thing – his name’s Ben Grimm
– he’s with the Fabulous Four and they’re a rock group like the Beatles or
something. He looks like he’s made of rocks too. I think he has a brother named
Ralph – or is it Rick – that stretches like a rubber band, and that’s pretty
neat! Then there’s that fire guy…”
JACKAL: “Are you serious?”
BIDEN: “No, I’m Joe, c’mon man! Secondly,
I think my party, the Democrats, and they did it for the Obama administration
as well, has put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud
organization in the history of American politics.”
JACKAL: “Like Boss Tweed.”
BIDEN: “I don’t own any of those.”
JACKAL: “Any of those - what are you
saying?”
BIDEN: “I only wear Egyptian cotton, never
Tweed, it’s all itchy and stuff.”
JACKAL: (Smirking) “You don’t say.”
BIDEN: (Smiling) “Yes, I do say – those
pills really work on my brain! I’m sick and tired of smart guys – all of those
poor boys that support that bastard Trump should be dumb, like me!”
JACKAL: “Yes, they do indeed work – I can
tell. Thank you Mr. Biden; I’ll contact you if there is any need for another
interview.”
BIDEN: “My press secretary will be
contacting you after President Obama is elected mayor of the Senate.”
JACKAL: “Who is that?”
BIDEN: “That doctor broad that was in here
earlier I think. She smells really good too, kinda like a freshly cleaned
urinal with one of those mint cakes in the bowl and no piss in it.”
JACKAL: “Uh huh, it must be a weird fetish
with you.”
BIDEN: “Yeah, and I’ll tell you this -
that’s a lot better than that shitskinned Cameltoe bitch they made me run for
Congress with; she stinks kinda like a dog, mixed with curry and herring brine.
She farted once in a limo and it smelled like rotten eggs! Fuckin’ driver had
to put all the windows down it stunk so bad!”
JACKAL: (Leaving in disgust) “Yeah, I got
it, right, I’ll look forward to her call, thanks.”
BIDEN: “Whose call?"
(End of interview)
It is in this reporter’s considered
opinion that Joseph Biden is totally unfit for any sort of public office and should be
removed from the presidential race immediately, due to mental competency issues resulting
from advancing dementia. If the Democratic Party does not remove him they should
not be surprised that they lose the race to the opposing candidate.
I wish the American public good luck, good
health, and vote wisely.
CONVENIENT LINKS TO OTHER JACKAL - BIDEN INTERVIEWS:
https://jesusthevampire.blogspot.com/2020/07/encore-jackal-biden-interviews.html
https://jesusthevampire.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-jackal-biden-interview-of-14-august.html
https://jesusthevampire.blogspot.com/2020/04/exclusive-wolf-jackal-interviews.html
https://jesusthevampire.blogspot.com/2020/07/newsflash-joseph-biden-now-even-more.html
https://jesusthevampire.blogspot.com/2020/04/bidens-incoherent-ramblings-and-idiotic.html
