Brutha Jussie and his partners in crime and slime A couple of years ago when I first read the bare details of that vicious, racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, homophobic attack on triple-Z-list black fag actor Jussie Smollett, I laughed out loud. OK, let me get this straight....soooo, two white MAGA-hooting Trump goons decided to go out at 2 in the morning during a brutally cold Chicago winter to decorate and pour some sort of liquid on Jussie's harassed and oppressed black and cum-receiving ass. OK, I can see that, as the freaks do come out at night, and one never knows what kind of smelly and semi-frozen creatures can appear out of nowhere, whether to peacefully bum some change or violently take your life. However, when I read how he managed to resist his attackers while having a cell phone conversation, the eyebrows were raised. It got better and better. Despite getting jumped by two assailants, he not only held on to his cell phone, but a sandwich from Subway, too! It mus...