Jesus the Vampire's Landing Spot

Social media is indeed a collosal waste of time, but some folks do enjoy my blog for whatever reason - I guess people are even crazier than I am!  The weird thing is that even the trolls seem lonesome for some sort of response. If they expect one from me, I reckon there is more of a chance of the pedophile warlord Muhammad returning behind the wheel of a white Cadillac convertible, rather than a white horse, and there is no chance of either ever occuring in the lifetime of the universe - which is theorized to be at least 100 trillion years. Anyway, I'll put up this random post so people may air their ideas, grievances, and so forth. You can even write about the latest mendacious parasite smelling up the White House, as the joint has been occupied by vermin at least since the time of Woodrow Wilson. Article suggestions are welcomed as well - would you like a repeat of the Constitution stuff, warbird videos, my idiotic book, or perhaps repeats of my short stories? Would you prefer ne...

I may not bother with them anymore; no one watches them as far as I can tell. I am still reevaluating my position; I figure it is pointless, honestly. Too much bullshit, infighting, goofy, obsessed trolls, and this place doesn't make me a thin dime, with the exception of two friends who did donate. They know who they are. Hell, I can't even get my Patreon site to work properly and they ignore my emails - figures. Anyway - feel free to discuss whatever you like - history, science, whatever... say - do YOU think there is anyone else out there in the universe?  Or - for those who have read it - what do you think of my stupid book? DTX has said that I'm nuts for the picture below - he's right - the photo below depicts a tiny section of the sky above us. It is equivalent to your arm outstretched in front of you - looking at the upper area of your thumb covering where the photo was taken. Have a good evening.

  Please feel free to post just about anything, except for disgusting things or pornography. You can even post political or religious stuff on this thread - and try to get along; thank you...  Oh, and visit my Patreon page if you want; if you like what I write and want more, consider sponsoring me. https://www.patreon.com/Vampire_Jesus Otherwise - have fun!

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  We've all known talking potatoes--at least that's my favorite name for the those who seem so unthinking and unreasoning that we might as well be talking to a vegetable. It turns out that it's not really such an an inexact parallel. If we really examine the potato closely, it turns out to have many of the traits of humans that we've likely failed to notice. Samuel Butler, in his famous volume "Erewhon," elaborates the traits we have come to think of as human, and how these traits are also to be found in the potato. Butler's explorations were in the context of consciousness and machine learning, which would one day become what we know call Artificial Intelligence. So, next time YOU call someone a Talking Potato, just remember, it might be a bit generous of a comparison. From The Book of the Machines: Even a potato in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning about him which serves him in excellent stead. He knows perfectly well what he wants and how to get...

    I've copied, pasted, and linked the story below, but first I'm going to point and laugh, and explain why I constantly poke fun at what others take seriously in politics. Welcome to the reason I don't give a shit what our government does anymore--and why I laugh at things most responsible Americans take very seriously. Ever wonder why I do that so much?--being a hardcore Conservative? Well, HERE IT SITS!  Half the country is literally on fire right now, the other half is being set on fire by race-rioters attacking police, our southern states are being DESTROYED by so many goddam hurricanes we've started speaking Greek to keep track of them all, and 200,000 people are dead just in the US from a surging plague wiping humanity from the globe--but forget all that, folks! Let's put all that aside for something REALLY important like deliberating the ins and outs of The World's Stupidest Haircut Contest.</b> This is why I don't give a shit about the ...

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After Paint Your Wagon, Clint decided to scale up There's a certain town I'll call Stupid Asshole, USA..."S.A., USA". The sign greeting visitors should say, among many other things, "Population: 120,000 Stupid Assholes." I haven't been there in years, and have no plans to return on purpose. It seems that just about every time I've been there, something very bad happened or almost happened. My best hope for that cursed town is that it gets hit by a giant meteor and then gets swallowed up by a giant sinkhole which sends it on a speedy journey straight into hell or communist China, where it and most of its residents totally belong. Right here on VJ's website I watched one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies, 1973’s High Plains Drifter , and greatly appreciated the story of someone taking revenge on a shitty town and its even shittier residents that fully and completely had it coming. I also liked the movie in that unlike most, if no...

Rolling down the highway on yet another drunken, dope-fueled blitzkrieg road trip, my buddy made an unexpected course change. That wasn't surprising, as I seem to gravitate toward people who make such decisions; in any case, the home-made laudanum I had just taken a swig of cured me of any impulses to question just about anything. Although it tasted very much like liquid ass, the effects it rendered upon me were laudable to say the least. Feeling good is good enough. After enjoying a spell of particularly intense narcotic rapture, I snapped out of it momentarily and asked where the fuck we were going. "Droolie’s”, said my kamikaze pilot/brethren. Oh, OK, as I semi-consciously girded for what was about to transpire. “Droolie’s” is a strip club, but I changed the name to protect the guilty. I've never been a big strip club goer, and most of the ones I've been to were when I was with a friend or friends. I had forgotten my buddy mentioning something about doin...

Hello! It seems the latest movies have been 100% dudsville, so I figured I'd put up a page for random conversation and ideas, as far as the direction of this blog goes.  I welcome ideas and political discussion IS FULLY PERMITTED on this post, as this nation is in deep trouble and may even be headed toward insurrection.  It is even possible that people will try to destroy electrical infrastructure, which will take down the Internet and make us all disappear, so to speak. Until that occurs, I am also looking for suggestions as to commentary, either penned by me or others. You already know the other rules, so fuck putting them up. As an aside - remember this broad?

I was waiting at one of my favorite sleazy food joints when I saw an unattended police car. Walking around it, I marveled at what it had on both the interior and exterior. From the outside, it looked more like a hostile deep-space probe than a vehicle designed with terrestrial public safety in mind. It bristled with antennae and bump-like fairings that you normally see on military aircraft. If it had wings, it’s a safe bet some sort of weaponry and/or surveillance device would be attached to them. Its orca-like paint job enhanced its already menacing appearance. From this... As a form of sick and ironic comic relief, there's the lights. Evidently, the same people who usually design things normally found on the Las Vegas Strip diverted their talents to law enforcement vehicles. Either way, it’s big fucking money. Unlike hitting a jackpot in Vegas, when all of the flashing multicolored lights and sirens literally scream out Win, Win, Win, when those lights and sounds ema...