BIDEN'S INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS AND IDIOTIC GAFFES - IS HE DEMENTED, OR JUST PLAIN STUPID?
BIDEN'S INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS AND IDIOTIC GAFFES - IS HE DEMENTED, OR JUST PLAIN STUPID?
-- by Wolf Jackal, AP News
7 April 2020 (AP)
The rapidly deteriorating mental condition of presidential candidate Joseph Biden became even more apparent today when he was heard blurting out obscenities and afterward adding an incoherent string of words that defy anyone's comprehension.
Having left a restroom at a DNC office, a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of his shoe, Biden, apparently unaware that he was on camera, said, "God damn - I had to piss like a racehorse and the fucking sink in the toilet isn't working, so I had to wash my hands in the commode!" Frowning, he looked to the assemblage of reporters and added, "Oh shit, strike that!" Then, noticing his fly was open, he shrugged and zipped it up.
Most complied with his request, excepting for this reporter, who had a digital recording device hidden in my sport jacket.
"You are an uncouth pig!" exclaimed a female journalist who prefers that her name be withheld.
Biden, undaunted by her remark, replied, "I want to be clear as possible; perfectly, I mean, four score and six or is it seven – well, you know what I’m saying. I remember when Corn Pop rattled that off and I showed him! As far as the herpes malarkey is concerned, or is it Wuhan chinky, I think Trump's racist to close the door borders to Chinamen over trivial things. After all, how are we going to get new phones if we don’t buy the Chinese stuff! When I’m elected Senator of the country we’ll get to the bottom of this dog-faced pony show or my name isn’t uh, Joe – uh – Biden, yeah - that's it!!"
Then he thumbed his nose and looked to the ceiling as a silly grin covered his face. "Is that a fly or a bee?" Biden asked, pointing to the ceiling, apparently hallucinating.
Biden's remarks were greeted by stunned silence, one reporter murmuring, "What the fuck did that idiot just say?"
"Hell if I know; maybe he's delirious from coronavirus," said another.
More details will be added as it comes in.
-- by Wolf Jackal, AP News
7 April 2020 (AP)
The rapidly deteriorating mental condition of presidential candidate Joseph Biden became even more apparent today when he was heard blurting out obscenities and afterward adding an incoherent string of words that defy anyone's comprehension.
Having left a restroom at a DNC office, a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of his shoe, Biden, apparently unaware that he was on camera, said, "God damn - I had to piss like a racehorse and the fucking sink in the toilet isn't working, so I had to wash my hands in the commode!" Frowning, he looked to the assemblage of reporters and added, "Oh shit, strike that!" Then, noticing his fly was open, he shrugged and zipped it up.
Most complied with his request, excepting for this reporter, who had a digital recording device hidden in my sport jacket.
"You are an uncouth pig!" exclaimed a female journalist who prefers that her name be withheld.
Biden, undaunted by her remark, replied, "I want to be clear as possible; perfectly, I mean, four score and six or is it seven – well, you know what I’m saying. I remember when Corn Pop rattled that off and I showed him! As far as the herpes malarkey is concerned, or is it Wuhan chinky, I think Trump's racist to close the door borders to Chinamen over trivial things. After all, how are we going to get new phones if we don’t buy the Chinese stuff! When I’m elected Senator of the country we’ll get to the bottom of this dog-faced pony show or my name isn’t uh, Joe – uh – Biden, yeah - that's it!!"
Then he thumbed his nose and looked to the ceiling as a silly grin covered his face. "Is that a fly or a bee?" Biden asked, pointing to the ceiling, apparently hallucinating.
Biden's remarks were greeted by stunned silence, one reporter murmuring, "What the fuck did that idiot just say?"
"Hell if I know; maybe he's delirious from coronavirus," said another.
More details will be added as it comes in.
