US Government Halts FEMA Management For World's Stupidest Haircut Contest
I've copied, pasted, and linked the story below, but first I'm going to point and laugh, and explain why I constantly poke fun at what others take seriously in politics. Welcome to the reason I don't give a shit what our government does anymore--and why I laugh at things most responsible Americans take very seriously. Ever wonder why I do that so much?--being a hardcore Conservative? Well, HERE IT SITS! Half the country is literally on fire right now, the other half is being set on fire by race-rioters attacking police, our southern states are being DESTROYED by so many goddam hurricanes we've started speaking Greek to keep track of them all, and 200,000 people are dead just in the US from a surging plague wiping humanity from the globe--but forget all that, folks! Let's put all that aside for something REALLY important like deliberating the ins and outs of The World's Stupidest Haircut Contest.</b> This is why I don't give a shit about the ...