US Government Halts FEMA Management For World's Stupidest Haircut Contest

 

 

I've copied, pasted, and linked the story below, but first I'm going to point and laugh, and explain why I constantly poke fun at what others take seriously in politics.

Welcome to the reason I don't give a shit what our government does anymore--and why I laugh at things most responsible Americans take very seriously. Ever wonder why I do that so much?--being a hardcore Conservative? Well, HERE IT SITS! 

Half the country is literally on fire right now, the other half is being set on fire by race-rioters attacking police, our southern states are being DESTROYED by so many goddam hurricanes we've started speaking Greek to keep track of them all, and 200,000 people are dead just in the US from a surging plague wiping humanity from the globe--but forget all that, folks! Let's put all that aside for something REALLY important like deliberating the ins and outs of The World's Stupidest Haircut Contest.</b>


This is why I don't give a shit about the government anymore. What the hell can any American do to counter this level of irresponsibility and reverse the downward spiral of a government that is this far gone? How the hell did this stupid assclown bitch end up running the government in the first place? This retarded fucking womanchild who is somehow running our government has the power, the irresponsibility, and the audacity to set aside our critical life and death emergencies aside to billboard her stupidass clowncollege haircut and start yet another race riot--this time in the House of Representatives.

THIS is a picture of someone running our government, and representing our citizenry. It's not even worth ridiculing her. There's nothing one can say that is worse than the picture itself, and the fact our government has set aside countless calamities our nation is facing--and instead wasted enormous time PASSING A LAW ABOUT STUPID HAIRCUTS.

Anyone out there remember when Arnold Schwarzennegger was running for Governor of California? Remember when Gary Coleman ran against him? Remember how cute everyone thought that was? How is anyone supposed to take our government seriously--or ANY government for that matter, that is this far gone? 
 
It was at that time, when I saw Gary Coleman on some stupid campaign shitshow saying "What you talkin' about Willis?"--as part of some kind of voting ad or something, that I decided I no longer give a shit. It's not that fixing the government's not important, it's not that the consequences no longer matter, it's that I'm just tired of pushy morons getting all serious with me about how I should take things more seriously, in a situation that is hardly even possible to believe at all, and where being serious about it MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL.
 
The "responsible" approach to our government right now--at least for those who have taken the big risks and done their share to fix it, is not to take things seriously, but to point and laugh at the stupid shit it does like a bunch of stupid animals doing stupid shit in a zoo. The US Government is a zoo, and the only purpose it has in my life anymore is ENTERTAINMENT.

By the way, did you know that the real pink flamingos stick their beaks up their asses to dig the shit out of their assholes because the seaweed gives them constant intestinal blocks? I've never seen a picture of them doing this for some reason, but if you go to a zoo, or preservation or whatever, and actually watch them, you'll see them doing this every few minutes--sticking their face in their assholes to dig their shit out. That's not to say we should be angry with the US Government all the time instead of constantly laughing at it--who hates an animal circus? They're fun! lol

Some may ask what the relevance is of that last paragraph to the US Government, and all I can say is that should be obvious. Every time I think of politics, the first thought that goes through my head is watching a stupid animal use his mouth to dig shit out of its asshole.
 
My apologies to all the pink flamingos I've offended--you did nothing to deserve that comparison.
 


SOURCE: https://nypost.com/2020/09/23/congress-passes-crown-act-banning-race-based-hairstyle-discrimination/

The House on Monday passed a bill that would ban discrimination that stems from race-based hairstyles.

The legislation, called the CROWN Act, would apply in part to situations in employment, housing and federally funded programs.

Rep. Ilhan Omar celebrated the bill’s passage in a Monday tweet.

“For far too long, Black women have been penalized for simply existing as themselves—that ends today,” Omar wrote.

“This passage is long overdue, but an important step forward to combat racial discrimination,” she said.

Rep. Barbara Lee, one of the first co-sponsors of the bill first introduced in Dec. 2019, also lauded its passage.

“No one should feel forced to change their natural hair. I’ve been rocking my crown for decades & everybody should feel empowered to rock theirs too,” the California Congresswoman wrote on twitter.

Seven states, including New York, have already adopted laws prohibiting race-based hair discrimination.

 
    

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