ASSHOLE WHO MURDERED THREE FINALLY EXECUTED

LANDING SPOT NEWS, by Vampire Jesus

Good afternoon!

After nearly 25 years, a tattooed, murderous asshole named Daniel Lewis Lee was bumped off earlier today by Federal authorities, in a rare example of usefulness. His jailers pumped him full of dope and then stopped his heart with potassium chloride, which is much better than he deserved. 

I would have chopped him up alive with a Makita angle grinder, but I'm a rather gruesome bastard.

Daniel Lewis Lee was some wacko malcontent, who claimed himself a white supremacist, or a nazi, or whatever. On 11 January 1996, he and a dipshit accomplice named Chevie Kehoe set about murdering other white people, apparently as an example of their wanton stupidity. Really folks - if you are a white supremacist and you want to kill people - why kill your own kind?

One of his victims was a little girl named Sarah Elizabeth Powell, who was tasered, and suffocated. After they were killed, Lee and his wacky sidekick Kehoe dumped the bodies in Lake Dardanelle, Arkansas.

Anyhow - once the fuzz collared these idiotic bastards, Lee was sentenced to death, and Kehoe was sentenced to three consecutive life terms. Why? Who knows, both should have been hanged with piano wire as soon as they were caught.

Here's two Wikipedia articles describing Lee and his fellow moron - I have to go fill the trench over my basement drainpipe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lewis_Lee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevie_Kehoe








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