NEWSFLASH! UGLY KATHY GRIFFIN IN THE NEWS AGAIN, CLAIMING SHE HAS WUHAN VIRUS!
NEWSFLASH! UGLY KATHY GRIFFIN ALLEGEDLY CONTRACTS WUHAN VIRUS - WILL HER HIDEOUS LOOKING FACE BE ENOUGH TO BATTLE THE AFFLICTION?
- By Wolf Jackal, Associated Press
26 March 2020 (AP)
Ridiculously unfunny, disgustingly obnoxious and thoroughly unattractive "comedian", 59 year old bag Kathy Griffin, has apparently diagnosed HERSELF with the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus, and is said to have been admitted to a "major hospital" sometime within the past few days. It is also said that she blames Donald Trump for her alleged affliction, and is vowing revenge against the President.
This information comes courtesy of her latest publicist, a male prostitute Griffin has hired from Skid Row, Alex "Buff" Hedstrom. Her last publicist, Nancy Rosen, quit, having endured years of abuse from the "comedian", and called Griffin "a complete and utter asshole that is obsessed with Donald Trump the way that nut John Hinckley was obsessed with goddamn Jodie Foster!" Ms. Rosen said that live on KTLA 5 in late December of 2019, and also said Griffin tried to initiate lesbian sex with her on more than one occasion. She afterward added, "Look, I'm a lesbian, but if all women looked like Kathy does - I'd turn fucking straight!"
Confirmation of publicist Hedstrom's statement has not been made, but Dr. Zachary Smith, MD, FACS, said she is not known to be in any Los Angeles hospital at this time, and that he thinks she is only trying to gain publicity for herself and her faltering career.
"Griffin is an utter fraud, and about as funny as a turd in a punch bowl. Honestly, with a face as ugly as hers is, she could probably scare off the rabies virus or even ebola - and something like coronavirus would simply turn to stone, paralyzed by the cold gaze of her beady, bloodshot eyes," opined a smirking Dr. Smith, as several nurses and other physicians nodded in agreement.
"Smith's right, I think she's full of shit like a Christmas goose," added a virologist named Dr. Leonard McCoy, MD, MSPH. "Kathy Griffin could scare the Grim Reaper away with that revolting mug of hers! The only thing that could kill her is a fucking mirror - viruses don't have a chance with that Medusa!"
Griffin, who has made her living by being an annoying, unfunny, revolting and obnoxious pig, could not be reached to rebut the comments made by Dr. Smith or Dr. McCoy.
More details will be added as they come in.
- By Wolf Jackal, Associated Press
26 March 2020 (AP)
Ridiculously unfunny, disgustingly obnoxious and thoroughly unattractive "comedian", 59 year old bag Kathy Griffin, has apparently diagnosed HERSELF with the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus, and is said to have been admitted to a "major hospital" sometime within the past few days. It is also said that she blames Donald Trump for her alleged affliction, and is vowing revenge against the President.
This information comes courtesy of her latest publicist, a male prostitute Griffin has hired from Skid Row, Alex "Buff" Hedstrom. Her last publicist, Nancy Rosen, quit, having endured years of abuse from the "comedian", and called Griffin "a complete and utter asshole that is obsessed with Donald Trump the way that nut John Hinckley was obsessed with goddamn Jodie Foster!" Ms. Rosen said that live on KTLA 5 in late December of 2019, and also said Griffin tried to initiate lesbian sex with her on more than one occasion. She afterward added, "Look, I'm a lesbian, but if all women looked like Kathy does - I'd turn fucking straight!"
Confirmation of publicist Hedstrom's statement has not been made, but Dr. Zachary Smith, MD, FACS, said she is not known to be in any Los Angeles hospital at this time, and that he thinks she is only trying to gain publicity for herself and her faltering career.
"Griffin is an utter fraud, and about as funny as a turd in a punch bowl. Honestly, with a face as ugly as hers is, she could probably scare off the rabies virus or even ebola - and something like coronavirus would simply turn to stone, paralyzed by the cold gaze of her beady, bloodshot eyes," opined a smirking Dr. Smith, as several nurses and other physicians nodded in agreement.
"Smith's right, I think she's full of shit like a Christmas goose," added a virologist named Dr. Leonard McCoy, MD, MSPH. "Kathy Griffin could scare the Grim Reaper away with that revolting mug of hers! The only thing that could kill her is a fucking mirror - viruses don't have a chance with that Medusa!"
Griffin, who has made her living by being an annoying, unfunny, revolting and obnoxious pig, could not be reached to rebut the comments made by Dr. Smith or Dr. McCoy.
More details will be added as they come in.
Ugly Kathy Griffin yesterday
