NEWSFLASH! JOSEPH BIDEN – NOW EVEN MORE DEMENTED THAN HE WAS LAST WEEK! By Wolf Jackal, AP News, 4 July 2020 In an incredible interview Friday afternoon, an incoherent, at times drooling creature that claimed to be Joseph Biden confronted this reporter with some of the most idiotic, foul mouthed, epithet strewn responses I have ever had the misfortune to hear. Here is a transcript of his ridiculous remarks, verbatim: BIDEN: “Hello, uh Fox Mulder, I’m Joe Biden, husband of Joseph Biden. He’s running for the Senate, you know.” JACKAL: “Fox Mulder is a fictional character from the X-Files, and YOU are Joseph Biden, sir!” BIDEN: “I am, huh? You learn something new every day.” He started staring at an overhead fan, his jaw dropping. A fly landed on his cheek, then walked across an open eye and flew away. JACKAL: (Wincing at the sight while waving a hand in front of Biden’s face) “Yes, you are Joseph Biden, and my name is Wolf Jackal. Hello?” BIDEN: (Returning t...