A HUMOROUS GUEST POST BY READER MARION ROBERTS

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 "A Warm Tribute to Joe the Prevaricator"


The following is a guest post by reader Marion Roberts.


He lies? Sheesh ...and I love his war stories.

 

"There I was ...in Vietnam fighting the Germans. We took a direct hit from a double latte...and then Mary had a little lamb".

 

Joe "Maverick" Biden

 

"We were coming in low over Macho Grande under heavy Viet Cong sniper fire when I was Vice President in 1980...

 

Joe "Maverick" Biden

 

Joe Biden tells the story about his serving in Vietnam and Afghanistan under Captain Crunch with his gay, black, best friend, Coco Puff, fighting the evil Norwegians.

 

He stated he was stationed in Afghanistan during Vietnam and was issued an AR-14 gun that had night scope that could see during daytime. He received the medal of lordship, wind, and fire and cast them into the mountain with a ring from a small man he helped.

 

Hillary Clinton confirmed his story stating she landed with Joe Biden and Brian Williams under fire at the base of Mt. Fuji and they were all awarded the Dickin medal.

 

Biden said right after he keeps his promise to "pin a silver star on a fellow rough rider who had helped him carry a fallen comrade across the sands of Iwo Jima" he's going to keep his promise to take that virus out back and whup its *ss. He calls it the cornpop virus.

         

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Almost as good as his stories about the Revolutionary War and fighting the Italians...or was it the Vikings? Hard to tell as he mumbles so much and keeps confusing the stories.

 

Like the one where he 'loaned' Washington a boat, in the dead of winter, to cross the Mississippi River and take on the Confederate forces.

 

Even when he was a young lad of 20, our dear leader Biden was a hero - Joe tells us it wasn't easy taking on CornPop because "CornPop was a “bad dude” who “ran a bunch of bad boys. There was CornFlake, CornPop's cousin and CornBall the joker. CornStalk was a real stick in the mud but they were all real rough especially CornCob. Even ButteredCorn and CornHolio the gay cousins were bad ...and don't forget their pitbull Corndog".


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