NEWSFLASH! PRIME SUSPECT IN NASHVILLE BOMBING IDENTIFIED!

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by Wolf Jackal, Senior Correspondent, AP News Service

In an incredible turn of events, authorities have identified the Nashville Bomber as none other than actor Anthony Quinn!

Police came to that conclusion earlier today when pressed for information regarding the bombing, which has caused massive damage in downtown Nashville. 

"We have done our damnedest to identify the heinous criminal who has dared to bomb our city - we had to before he tried to bomb someplace like Graceland!" exclaimed John Drake, chief of the Nashville Police Department.

When asked how a man who died 19 years ago could have committed a crime in the year 2020, Drake replied, "He's very clever."

Updates will be posted as they come in.



ANTHONY QUINN, SUSPECT



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