Nobel Prize Winner Refuses Help To Moron Impaling His Head On Dead Catfish

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Jeff suffers from stupidity--a condition Dr James Watson, a Nobel Prize Laureate, would like to cure. Dr Watson considers stupidity a disease, and like any disease, scientists should be looking for a cure. Odd as it sounds, it's hard to argue with Dr Watson, who was a pioneer in the discovery of DNA. If anyone is qualified to found or discover a new science, surely it's a scientist of this caliber.

Jeff, on the other hand, has impaled his fuckin head on a dead catfish--and NO, I'm not kidding. Let's watch as our host seeks out Dr Watson's help to reduce Jeff's blithering stupidity, and Dr Watson just says fuckit and gives up before the sentence is even over.

Where do you stand on this important story? Do you feel anyone dumb enough to impale his head on a dead catfish deserves the help of our best scientists? Is it wrong for a Nobel Laureate specializing in curing stupidity, to give a moron the finger?




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