Fencefucker Alert! Texas man arrested for blowing and fucking a chain link fence...

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/texas-man-arrested-allegedly-sex-fence-article-1.2991903

 Brian Lisi2-2 minutes 3/8/2017

Giving new meaning to the term "hopping the fence," a resident of Austin, Texas, was arrested after his neighbor claims she saw him making love to the chain link fence that separates their two properties.

According to the Smoking Gun, Diana Vazquez spotted Eliodoro Estala begin the chain link courtship by urinating on the fence late Wednesday morning.

Vazquez then began recording Estala as he started yard-working it by taking off his clothes.

Proving that chivalry isn't dead, the 32-year-old North Austin man "put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out, moving it up and down," the police report states.

Finally, Vazquez told authorities that she saw her neighbor "stick his erected penis into the chain link fence" and then began to "have sex with the fence."

Police arrived to find Estala coming out of his apartment, apparently intoxicated.

He maintained he had been inside his home during the alleged link-loving, but police were able to identify him on the video shot by Vazquez.

"Due to the glare and shadows of the house, I was unable to see the penis on the video on her small cell phone," the officer noted.

Charged with indecent exposure, he has been set free on a personal recognizance bond.