EARTH'S MAGNETIC NORTH POLE IS ZOOMING TOWARD RUSSIA - IS COLLUSION BETWEEN TRUMP AND PUTIN TO BLAME?
EARTH'S MAGNETIC NORTH POLE IS ZOOMING TOWARD RUSSIA - IS COLLUSION BETWEEN TRUMP AND PUTIN TO BLAME?-
This post was written by my second daughter. She hopes you will like it.
By Wolf Jackal, Senior Correspondent, AP News
20 December 2019 (AP)
The Earth's north magnetic pole has been steadily moving toward Russia in recent years, and as of this writing has sped up, prompting speculation among political analysts that collusion between President Donald Trump and Russian President/KGB agent Vladimir Putin may be to blame. Both men are known to envy Canada for having the North Magnetic pole on their soil, with Trump having remarked: "Why does Canada think they should have sole possession of such an important geographic location?"
It is a matter of record that Trump wants Greenland too, after having tried to bribe and bully Denmark into selling the world's largest island to him, probably so he can use it to collude with Russians or perhaps even Eskimos. By his past actions, now it can be assumed that he is capable of practically anything. Confidential sources, one source being a man named Russian Guyovich, state that Trump, an obvious Russian agent, has been awarded a secret Red Star by the Russians. Further, he has launched a "Space Orb" into geosynchronous orbit, this device allegedly built by mad scientists from the Kremlin. Sources state that the Space Orb, nicknamed "Rover", is emitting an invisible beam and has started to pull the magnetic north pole, which originates in the core of our planet, towards Russia, specifically Siberia. In addition, it is possible that even Santa Claus could be involved in the plot, having quietly moved his workshop from the North Pole to Siberia over a year ago.
President Trump launched the Space Orb from Cape Canaveral into the cosmos during the summer of 2018. He ordered it under the pretense of deploying a top-secret, experimental satellite to map the stars over the protests of NASA officials, who had been refused permission to see what kind of device he was actually launching. Undaunted by what he deemed interference, Trump contacted fellow genius billionaire Elon Musk to launch the sinister device onto orbit using his Falcon Heavy launch system.
As further proof of the sinister plan of Putin and Trump, Aurora Borealis sightings have been increasing in Siberia, due to the intensity of the rapidly moving magnetic field. It is also rumored that President Putin will arrive in Siberia on 25 December 2019, in order to finalize his master plan of taking over Earth, and afterward the entire Solar System, in the name of mother Russia.
With the magnetic north pole having been twisted by Trump's evil orbiting Space Orb, the Earth's core is shifting. That phenomenon is causing earthquakes; creating new volcanoes and causing old ones to erupt, prompting the planet to heat up exponentially - thus causing even more Global Warming. The Space Orb will facilitate the ability to mine out the Earth of its resources being churned up by the core's heat and pressure to provide materials for a Soviet Space Empire - commanded by Putin himself with Trump as his lieutenant.
Vladimir Putin's reasons for choosing 25 December are many. Families and the media will be distracted by the Christmas holidays and its sales and shows, allowing him to finally meet up with Trump and company, with the possibility of Air Force One being diverted to Vladivostok, Russia from a supposed diplomatic trip to Japan on the 24th.
It is rumored that Putin came up with the idea of taking over the world by colluding with and using the assistance of Donald Trump; the President's real name being Donaldovitch J. Trumpovsky - the best friend of Vladimir Putin since the First Grade.
Attempts to impeach President Trumpovsky have been futile, with ruse calls to Ukraine being made to throw off Democrat bloodhounds - Trumpovsky and his loyal agents always twenty steps ahead of his hapless pursuers. When asked tonight about what his plans are since being impeached, Trumpovsky replied, "I don't care, I'm headed to Japan for a Christmas celebration." Informed that most Japanese do not celebrate Christmas, he quipped, "That's downright Un-American of those damn zipperheads!"
This post was written by my second daughter. She hopes you will like it.
By Wolf Jackal, Senior Correspondent, AP News
20 December 2019 (AP)
The Earth's north magnetic pole has been steadily moving toward Russia in recent years, and as of this writing has sped up, prompting speculation among political analysts that collusion between President Donald Trump and Russian President/KGB agent Vladimir Putin may be to blame. Both men are known to envy Canada for having the North Magnetic pole on their soil, with Trump having remarked: "Why does Canada think they should have sole possession of such an important geographic location?"
It is a matter of record that Trump wants Greenland too, after having tried to bribe and bully Denmark into selling the world's largest island to him, probably so he can use it to collude with Russians or perhaps even Eskimos. By his past actions, now it can be assumed that he is capable of practically anything. Confidential sources, one source being a man named Russian Guyovich, state that Trump, an obvious Russian agent, has been awarded a secret Red Star by the Russians. Further, he has launched a "Space Orb" into geosynchronous orbit, this device allegedly built by mad scientists from the Kremlin. Sources state that the Space Orb, nicknamed "Rover", is emitting an invisible beam and has started to pull the magnetic north pole, which originates in the core of our planet, towards Russia, specifically Siberia. In addition, it is possible that even Santa Claus could be involved in the plot, having quietly moved his workshop from the North Pole to Siberia over a year ago.
President Trump launched the Space Orb from Cape Canaveral into the cosmos during the summer of 2018. He ordered it under the pretense of deploying a top-secret, experimental satellite to map the stars over the protests of NASA officials, who had been refused permission to see what kind of device he was actually launching. Undaunted by what he deemed interference, Trump contacted fellow genius billionaire Elon Musk to launch the sinister device onto orbit using his Falcon Heavy launch system.
As further proof of the sinister plan of Putin and Trump, Aurora Borealis sightings have been increasing in Siberia, due to the intensity of the rapidly moving magnetic field. It is also rumored that President Putin will arrive in Siberia on 25 December 2019, in order to finalize his master plan of taking over Earth, and afterward the entire Solar System, in the name of mother Russia.
With the magnetic north pole having been twisted by Trump's evil orbiting Space Orb, the Earth's core is shifting. That phenomenon is causing earthquakes; creating new volcanoes and causing old ones to erupt, prompting the planet to heat up exponentially - thus causing even more Global Warming. The Space Orb will facilitate the ability to mine out the Earth of its resources being churned up by the core's heat and pressure to provide materials for a Soviet Space Empire - commanded by Putin himself with Trump as his lieutenant.
Vladimir Putin's reasons for choosing 25 December are many. Families and the media will be distracted by the Christmas holidays and its sales and shows, allowing him to finally meet up with Trump and company, with the possibility of Air Force One being diverted to Vladivostok, Russia from a supposed diplomatic trip to Japan on the 24th.
It is rumored that Putin came up with the idea of taking over the world by colluding with and using the assistance of Donald Trump; the President's real name being Donaldovitch J. Trumpovsky - the best friend of Vladimir Putin since the First Grade.
Attempts to impeach President Trumpovsky have been futile, with ruse calls to Ukraine being made to throw off Democrat bloodhounds - Trumpovsky and his loyal agents always twenty steps ahead of his hapless pursuers. When asked tonight about what his plans are since being impeached, Trumpovsky replied, "I don't care, I'm headed to Japan for a Christmas celebration." Informed that most Japanese do not celebrate Christmas, he quipped, "That's downright Un-American of those damn zipperheads!"
(Artist's conception of the Trumpovsky Space Orb)
