Ugly is the New Beauty

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YIKES!!! Double YIKES!!! To induce vomiting, show this picture!



Models. Supermodels. Super-duper models. Besides being female and extraordinary narcissists, they also increasingly have another thing in common. Most of them are ugly enough to scatter a leper colony. Like everything else these days, the ugly faces of political correctness are attempting to force their extremely, extraordinarily bad tastes on the rest of us.

AAAAAARGGGGHHH!!!!!! Smallpox, anyone?


I fully realize that there is no accounting for tastes, and everyone is entitled to their own views and opinions. Beauty and ugly is in the eye of the beholder, and to each is their own. One person's trash is another person's treasure, and vice-versa. The Greco-Roman standard of beauty has been around for a long time, and evidently its time is finally passing, especially regarding what an ideal woman should look like.

EEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!! Morlock model!!!


With a few notable exceptions, I've personally never been smitten by celebrities. I don't expend any efforts on people and/or things I know I'll never have access to or possess, which is also why I don't go to Porsche dealerships. Why torture myself. I'm much more concerned with the real world, and things that are within my reach. I've seen women in dive bars that put any supermodel you can name to shame. I've encountered waitresses and cashier girls right in front of me that were prettier than most of the ones I've seen on the very distant silver screen.

EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Let me guess...Miss Sleestak from Land of the Lost?


One of the things I like most about watching old movies are the women. They were REAL women in those days, and were witty, sassy and spunky in addition to being totally gorgeous. What do we have these days? A combination of death camp survivors, various sea creatures, and moldy fruits and vegetables. Kate Moss looks like something from The Lord of the Rings. Scarlett Johansen looks like something out of Finding Nemo. Scar-faced Tina Fey looking like something out of Pirates of the Caribbean doing makeup commercials. On and on and on.

WTF??????????? Let me guess...a Limey who ate WAY too many limes?

One of the central platforms of political correctness is saying that something ISN'T what it fucking IS, and saying something IS what it fucking ISN'T. These creatures aren't pretty to say the least.

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